With real added sex this week

You just can’t avoid the inevitable. For all of the stupidity of uneducated humanity, nothing beats the stupidity of the «educated».
Here’s a strategy… I am corrupt and have lots of friends availing of my «generosity» with other people’s money. All good and cosy until I get replaced. So, to avoid being shown as corrupt, I suddenly get the same type of conversion on the road to Damascus as Saul/Paul (who you gonna call?) and immediately I start to denounce all those corrupt people who were taking advantge of my «generosity» with other people’s money before they start to denounce me.
A fairly dumb and unconvincing strategy, right?
Now play a game and stick a name on the above protagonist please.

It would take a sick mind to invent this shite and attempt to trade it off as realistic. no Holywood promoter would consider any of it as realistic. And these are the guys who sell us Batman and Superman and Marvel, all tinged with a message.
My most repeated phrase can only be «you couldn’t make this shit up». Except that it is all unfortunately and incredibly real.

Let’s go to another place and consider an emission from a well known personality. Here is a quote:
“Wow, just learned in the Failing New York Times that the corrupt former leaders of the FBI, almost all fired or forced to leave the agency for some very bad reasons, opened up an investigation on me, for no reason & with no proof, after I fired Lyin’ James Comey, a total sleaze!”
Dear Jesus, but who from outside a juvenile school playground with an IQ that would make you fear for them looking to breathe and digest simultaneously could come up with tripe like that and send it to the entire world?
Okay, you guessed straight away.
It is of course the Orange Shit Gibbon.
Unless he has caught rabies, I have no explanation, but… a quick analysos of the words used (again). There are 50 words. There are 32 one sylable words, there are 16 two sylable words, 1 three sylable word (agency) and 1 five sylable word (investigation). It is just me that finds it ironic that the longest word he seems to know is «investigation»?
The next tweet was also a cracker:
 “I have been FAR tougher on Russia than Obama, Bush or Clinton. Maybe tougher than any other President. At the same time, & as I have often said, getting along with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. I fully expect that someday we will have good relations with Russia again!”
The only thing missing was «Is this okay, Vlad?»
Meanwhile, he isn’t getting other people’s money to build a wall and so nobody except him continues to get paid. He actually imagines that by throwing a big tantrum he will get his way. What did I say about little children? He ain’t gonna win this one. I can imagine him practising staring himself down in the bathroom mirror (so as to have his impressive stare ready to browbeat the democrats) and losing. 

But just when you are thinking that it cannot get worse because he is only one man (with a scalp reduction), news comes in that he is about to nominate someone close to him as president of the World Bank. This incerdibly important role is usually designated by the president of the good ol’ USA and accepted without a vote, being a well considered economist with international recognition and respect. The name floating around Washington (yeah, floating around like a turd in a swimming pool) is the first daughter: Ivanka Trump.
Much coffee was splutter over breakfast tables when this was published in the Washington Post and the Financial Times followed by derision, but derision driven by the fear that it could easily come to pass.
This is a slight departure from the premise of Orwell’s 1984. Instead of the government crushing dissent by forcing public announcements into the public conscience as truth, this is the establishment hoping that by nervously laughing at something, it might go away if they laugh hard enough.
I am not taking bets on this one. He previously considered her for the job of US ambassador to the UN (I want to see her CV.) She also sat in for her father at a G20 summit in Hamburg in July 2017, to widespread consternation. The Japanese prime minister was heard to ask «who the fuck is she?»
It gets a little more painful yet. She is quoted as having ambition to run for President of the United States.

This is close to the UK situation more and more with people in positions of power for which they have no evident qualification. You already know about the ferry company with no ferries getting 14 million of their British pounds to run a ferry service.

Personally, I didn’t apply for the contract to start a ferry company between England and Holland, assuming naively, and wrongly for that matter, that not actually owning any ferries would be an obstacle. In an effort to get in on the money grab, I have purchased seven inflatable plastic children’s boats from Lidl and recently submitted an application for money to the UK ministry of transport. I am waiting for a reply and will keep you all informed of the response.
In the same vein, I will write to the world bank with my CV … after all, I know absolutely nothing about economics but I at least know that the world is not flat.

What do you throw away?
In the toilet, I mean…
There are the inevitables of the human digestive system, some paper that should easily dissolve (preferably only after use) and really, that should be it. But who follows common sense and instructions?
Not the English in the town of Sidmouth on Sea anyway. They get the picture of the week and it is referred to euphemistically as a fatberg. It should be a shitberg, really, but they don’t say that. Since I have trouble getting the images to appear here, I will include the link to the newspaper article.
I can’t help but laugh, but I pity the poor workers who have to break it up in order to let the **** flow. They might well be wearing full biohazard suits but there is not enough money in the country for me to consider that particular job.
What no one asks is how they found out about this big blocking shitberg. How many toilets just didn’t empty until the alarm went off? That’s quite an unappetising image right there in your minds.

And on London underground, or the Tube, even a fairly short ride makes your snot go black. Researchers have found air pollution in London’s underground stations is up to 30 times higher than beside busy roads in central London. The Committee on the Medical Effects of Air Pollutants has warned Transport for London it is “likely there is some health risk”.
And water is wet, eh?

What is it about the word «democratic», There is the Democratic Republic of North Korea (enough said!). We now have the Democratic Republic of the Congo…  where the latest general election result was delayed and the opposite result announced two days later to the consternation of the observers, the opposition and even most of the government.
Meanwhile… Military officers in Gabon have staged a coup attempt, seizing the state radio station and declaring their dissatisfaction with President Ali Bongo, who is in hospital in Morocco.
The military coup leader Lieut Kelly Ondo Obiang in a radio address to the nation said the coup was being carried out “to restore democracy».
Please tell me what I don’t seem to understand!

For those of you with kids, here is a test. Do you know about the experiment with children and marshmallows? Well, you give kids the choice: eat one now, or two later
Those who delay seemingly go on to achieve greater academic success, better health and lower divorce rates.
Now get those marshmallows out and perform a little experiment. I am also willing to bet the other present adults might eat the marshmallow before the kids. Can anyone guess to whom I may be referring?
(However, it is also possible that the test may fail since some kids probably like marshmallows more than others.)
Now let’s talk about sex…. or rather sex toys.
Lora Haddock, founder of the company Lora DiCarlo, said she had been overjoyed when the company’s «Osé personal massager» was selected as winner of the Consumer Electronics Show 2019 Innovation Award in the robotics and drone product category.
What is this product, referred to as a «personal massager» (yeah, right!!!) ?
It is a hands-free device developed by an almost entirely female team of engineers using new micro-robotic technology that mimics all of the sensations of a human mouth, tongue, and fingers, for an experience that feels just like a real partner, it says on the companys website.
I am not inventing this stuff.
Anyway, the award was suddenly withdrawn and the reason published was this:
the product “should not have been accepted for the Innovation Awards Program” because it “does not fit into any of our existing product categories”.
Yeah, right! I know what it fits into even if they don’t.
In reply the company said that their engineers designed the «massager» in partnership with Oregon State University, whose robotics lab is ranked as one of the best in the nation.
I imagine that the Chancellor of that university is asking for explanations right now. «What in the name of hell are we doing developing ‘a vagina-focused robotic massager for blended orgasm’*?»
I’ll now have to reconsider my whiskeys of choice. They are all blanded. What am I drinking?

Anyway, if the aim is to replace men, there is nothing I can do about it from here.

Have a pleasant Sunday!
I am going to watch my son play rugby.

And in spite of never inviting comment or discussion, can someone please tell me what a blended orgasm is and how I might go about getting one.

Love and Himalayan blessings to all

* quote from the company website

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